Declassifieds

Everyone! Wake up and start falling in Love.

I [heart]
floating ‘gators

Meg Fresh-you are as cute  as a little tulip

I wanna smoke & make out too, sorry I’m awkward and flaky

It’s ok to be sad in your heart. I miss you. -Guns

E-A you are SO COOL. I am so happy you are here.

Dearest C. Bee, You hold me when I cry in the Caf  instead of running away in embarrassment. That’s love. Thanks Forever, -Power Suit.

Too many “Radicals” in lexus cars! 🙁

Greer Paris-You are not a novelty. I love you. Let’s be friends.

AmyBurger is Hawwwt

Dear hot upperclassmen: where is the love? -SAD 1st year

I love you Antioch. We are so GREAT!
Erin-Aja, you’re the only Portland kid at Antioch that I want to hang out with. Let’s get some coffee and pretend we’re at coffee time . Or find a hill and pretend it’s a mountain! -Kumari

Kelsey, thank you so much for being here and being amazing.

To my boo. I just want to tell you how special you are to me. Ever since the stoop party last week we have been haning out. So where do we stand? [heart] I win!

Cody-Let’s hang out and go on a midnight Kroger run

Dear whoever wrote me last week, I want to hang out but I don’t know who you are! -Amy

Erin-Aja yer a very humb;e winner. xoxo

James Potter, I think you’re pretty fabulous! Let’s hang out in the Art  Annex and practice spells!

Absentee Ballot: Can I bum a cigarette?
-Dangerous Person.

Dear thurday night. I foot want to lose you ever.
I hate taking detours and liking people to the point where I shy away… It’s not even possible anyway. -Secret Admirer

Dear Caroline- I have a crush on you. A big one, duh. [heart] Meghan

Dearest E of D: I love you. Let’s make some sweet music. Love, DP

Cecil-bee you are my sunshine, when life gives you lemons we’ll buy some tequilla and party! -kuku

Mariel, Thanks for looking so hot today. We could be neon lovers. -M
Dear Rory & Nicole, You are my favorites. Let’s live together forever. [heart]-your better third

James it has been real Thank you for showing the Antioch Community your true colors. -Your boo [heart]

Miss Pergrem, starting monday I’ll have way more time, let’s be friends and find ourselves some heros. -heart kuku

To Loftin: Aggggahhmmmmgrrmma! -Zombie

Dear Jasmine-You are the flyest first year ever. Where have you been all my life? -Meghan
Maite- I hope you are having a better week. Love you!

A liar, a fool, a devil, a dunce-could she be all at once? -B.G.

Murdock can’t stop the ‘och.

More gay men please!!!

50 dollar lesbian hand jobs-Half price on wednesdays

Pricilla-My gift is my song. And this one’s for you, my platonic life partner. -Tasia

Rachel Sears, you are positive when everyone is negative. [heart] you !!!

Levi B. you are wearing the smartest pants on campus.

Dear Gina and Maite, stop missing with my poor heart. Please? I still love you though. -Frustrated 1st Year.

Dear First Year with the bi-color purple/red glasses rims: you are certainly the more crushable new kid in the buble.

Hey Antioch-U make my heart wobble. -Ms Fresh

Dispatches From Community Meeting

This week in 113 there was a multi-media presentation that didn’t suck. Some kids whined about missing lunch so now they have to go to class at 8:45 a.m. on Tuesdays and Thursdays. In the spirit of hygiene, Beth gave away soap to Eleanor Holmes-Norton fans and the kid who guessed that the pool is named after somebody named Poole. And of course Pulse blew up like a Blow-Pop.
Charms Community Meeting take one, action: a bunch of fruit flavored kids smoking on the outside, bubbly personalities on the inside, fabulous! Continue reading Dispatches From Community Meeting

Lust with Levi

Dear Levi B.,

I have a small problem. Okay – a big problem. I have a big, big crush on one of my professors. Obviously, I am a student. I have trouble paying attention in class, and I’m sometimes too nervous to talk in our
discussions. I know it sounds crazy, but I feel like we might be a good match. Help!
Signed,
Pining for Professor
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Taking the SOPP to Bed

Levi B. CowperthwaiteBy Levi B. Cowperthwaite

The first time my sweetheart and I shared a dance was during a party in the romance-inspiring Dance Space. The music was blaring, the bodies were sweaty and spinning, and my now-sweetheart and I were dancing with a respectable, torturous distance between us when she leaned in close and whispered in my ear, “Can I grind with you?” My libido’s response?: Oh. Hell. Yes. We didn’t start dating until almost a year later, and she was actually probably yelling (rather than whispering) to be heard over the music, but it was such a sexy, sweet moment (and satisfying dance), that when I think of it today, I feel everything I was feeling in that moment: sexy, desirable, giddy, hot.

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Letter from Jean Gregorek in response to Ralph Keyes

Jean Gregorek, Associate Professor of Literature, responds to Ralph Keyes’s “Present at the Demise” published in the Chronicle of Higher Education

Web Editors Note – Accessing Ralph’s letter at the Chronicle of Higher Education website requires a login but Ralph also recently posted this article here : ilfpost.org/?p=230 and this is the link provided above.

The comment thread on this article at the Chronicle is here: chronicle.com/forums/index.php/topic,39968.0.html

I would like to respond to Ralph Keyes’s essay “Present at the Demise,” which offers his observations on what has led the Antioch University Board of Trustees to announce the closing of Antioch College. I have been teaching literature full time at Antioch College since 1994. While Mr Keyes makes some comments that strike me as valid, on the whole my experience here has been quite different. Continue reading Letter from Jean Gregorek in response to Ralph Keyes