Stacy WB, I think you’re really pretty.
OMGWTFBANANASAURUS
(REX)
Gabi!
Ich ead dich auf einen Kaffee ein!
Wann Hast Du zeit? Ich druch dich fest.
-Judith
vegan panda sauce
A.L., Your eyes are sparkley and cute… you make me blush. Lets hang out.
Oh Travis, you are pretty sweet. But Katie is where it’s at.
The story is in the soil
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Let’s Rock New York!
I love friend dates.
Why do people have to be so selfish??
To my Female Boyfriend:
I am so glad I found you.
My life wouldn’t be the same
without you.
[heart] Your gay boyfriend
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Declassifieds
Thank the Gods that this blasted semester is almost over! Let the revelry commence!
Dela, I adore you. Thank you for making my term so wonderful. xo -niko
“Poopularity Planner” and “Gorilla recruitment” are less funny when they seem when you’re wasted
Nicole, I love you I’m glad you’re here. I’m sorry about the shit that went down this weekend
I found your sock 🙂
Kelsey, this place won’t be the same without you 🙁 Emma
To whoever called North Friday Night saying “reverse racism doesn’t exist” this is no way to win an argument. It only puts the people’s backs up, and makes an agreement less likely -Lincoln Continue reading DeClassifieds
Who’s got the drugs WTF
Fuck the Mann,
Not HOrace
Sarah Buckinghorn so majestic & elusive
Myles, you’re so cool 🙂
Caroline Are you ready to date? Many people are waiting.
Darn Cat, No more pity parties! THanks for everything though, including the hoodie. -Broken Fairie
Most Antiochians want to smoke out. Please be more specific when you leave declassifieds 🙂
Salbee-I love sharing 100 pounds of food with you in the middle of the nighgt. -Your Eater
Asia, you have a friend crush -ich-
Hey Cody! I’m glad we’re friends!
JP-Sorry I made you cry. You’re my favourite person to feed. -LC
If unconditional love is possible, we need basic human level understanding [heart]
Mariel Are you ready to Date Again?
dela, I just can’t get enough of your lovin
I am a giraffe!
Not heads or tails; a giraffe!
Sometimes an Oyster
To my North Hall family: Your guys are AMAZING! -Cilla
Hey Rory you’re fuckin sweet-MT
Mariel- you light up my light meter. Love, -Dangerous Person
Meet me in the courtyard at 3:30 when the sun shines on your melodic bubbles… Tweezers are my friend
-[heart] Skippy
Gina, thanks for being the best person ever. I love you so much my life would be qn empty dqrk hole without your shining light in my life. -me
It is amazing how a person from outside can make a comment about “a person of color who looks like a ‘hoodlum’” in community meeting in regards to the New York Arts Program. And that no one in the community adress it. Why? Progressive Community?
Bryan- want to take a spin in my lexus? [heart] Rory
Niko, Thank you for being so amazing! Oh and Friday night was oh so much fun! -your secret lover 🙂
Dear Stacey, Juliet, Amanda, Ashley
Naked time was fun, let’s do it again sometime. -Jasmine
Shea & Molly, thanks for being moldy. you guys are amazing. -Carmen
THank you Fela for all your beautiful outfits, they brighten my day.
Hey ex-girlfirend, Breaking up with you is the best, Fuck you forever, -Ex
GREER-Glad we are friends. Think you are lovely [heart] Rory
Uptown-you are one of the few people I would no shank [heart] Zebra
So when did James become cool again?
Jolly Green Giant: Thanks for always being there. Even all the aggravating door-holding. ~The Quiet One
Mariel, you kindof suck.
James ever thought about privelge?
[From the editor: Hey, ever thought about spelling?]
I love Angy! I spelled your nname wrong! I love you-Emma
Caroline, You’re like, my favorite person here.
you’re the best across the hall buddy ever! Hugs!
-the girl in Birch 313
Dear Son,
Happy Birthday,
Wszystkiego Najlepszego, Feliz Cumpleanos,
-Your Suns-
Nicole & Meghan- Do your homework so we can hang out! I miss you [heart] Rory
Kim-Jenna Ich liebe dich! -Jungfrau-
Mariel- you are super. Lets be friends forever. [heart] Rory
Jamila Fela & Erin-Aja for CG? Something to think about.
So Gina, if you could just declare your love things could be MUCH easier. But there is no pressure. Ok thanx
P, thanks so much for listening, you’re the best. You know youre secrets are always safe with me. [heart] C
Is it sad that I enjoy declassifieds most of all?
Everyone! Wake up and start falling in Love.
I [heart]
floating ‘gators
Meg Fresh-you are as cute as a little tulip
I wanna smoke & make out too, sorry I’m awkward and flaky
It’s ok to be sad in your heart. I miss you. -Guns
E-A you are SO COOL. I am so happy you are here.
Dearest C. Bee, You hold me when I cry in the Caf instead of running away in embarrassment. That’s love. Thanks Forever, -Power Suit.
Too many “Radicals” in lexus cars! 🙁
Greer Paris-You are not a novelty. I love you. Let’s be friends.
AmyBurger is Hawwwt
Dear hot upperclassmen: where is the love? -SAD 1st year
I love you Antioch. We are so GREAT!
Erin-Aja, you’re the only Portland kid at Antioch that I want to hang out with. Let’s get some coffee and pretend we’re at coffee time . Or find a hill and pretend it’s a mountain! -Kumari
Kelsey, thank you so much for being here and being amazing.
To my boo. I just want to tell you how special you are to me. Ever since the stoop party last week we have been haning out. So where do we stand? [heart] I win!
Cody-Let’s hang out and go on a midnight Kroger run
Dear whoever wrote me last week, I want to hang out but I don’t know who you are! -Amy
Erin-Aja yer a very humb;e winner. xoxo
James Potter, I think you’re pretty fabulous! Let’s hang out in the Art Annex and practice spells!
Absentee Ballot: Can I bum a cigarette?
-Dangerous Person.
Dear thurday night. I foot want to lose you ever.
I hate taking detours and liking people to the point where I shy away… It’s not even possible anyway. -Secret Admirer
Dear Caroline- I have a crush on you. A big one, duh. [heart] Meghan
Dearest E of D: I love you. Let’s make some sweet music. Love, DP
Cecil-bee you are my sunshine, when life gives you lemons we’ll buy some tequilla and party! -kuku
Mariel, Thanks for looking so hot today. We could be neon lovers. -M
Dear Rory & Nicole, You are my favorites. Let’s live together forever. [heart]-your better third
James it has been real Thank you for showing the Antioch Community your true colors. -Your boo [heart]
Miss Pergrem, starting monday I’ll have way more time, let’s be friends and find ourselves some heros. -heart kuku
To Loftin: Aggggahhmmmmgrrmma! -Zombie
Dear Jasmine-You are the flyest first year ever. Where have you been all my life? -Meghan
Maite- I hope you are having a better week. Love you!
A liar, a fool, a devil, a dunce-could she be all at once? -B.G.
Murdock can’t stop the ‘och.
More gay men please!!!
50 dollar lesbian hand jobs-Half price on wednesdays
Pricilla-My gift is my song. And this one’s for you, my platonic life partner. -Tasia
Rachel Sears, you are positive when everyone is negative. [heart] you !!!
Levi B. you are wearing the smartest pants on campus.
Dear Gina and Maite, stop missing with my poor heart. Please? I still love you though. -Frustrated 1st Year.
Dear First Year with the bi-color purple/red glasses rims: you are certainly the more crushable new kid in the buble.
Hey Antioch-U make my heart wobble. -Ms Fresh