A Week with the Maasai

African Time, like Antioch Time, is an elusive force that moves all appointments back by anywhere from fifteen minutes to an hour. So Sarah and I are not surprised when we are asked to wait for twenty minutes in the back of the truck that is to take us out to the rural secondary school where she is working. Then abruptly, there is a further cause for delay. From just beyond the nearest line of stone-and-metal houses, a cloud of black smoke boils into the air. People from the far fringes of this town become aware of it before we do, and everyone seems suddenly to be on the move. Men and women are running toward the smoke, scooping up small children, while even smaller ones, temporarily abandoned, toddle after.

The ten or so people with us in the back of the truck–most of them Maasais in various purples and reds–also pour out. We follow them. This town is Monduli Chini, and Monduli Chini’s main source of petrol (that’s gasoline, to you) has just burst into flame. The petrol vendor’s house, which was also his shop and storeroom, has caught fire and the man himself has been rushed off to the hospital with grave burns. No one bothers to return to the truck. There is not enough petrol in the tank to get us where we need to go, and not enough in the town to fill it.

The truck sets off in search of a source of fuel. African Time ticks on. Where they find the petrol, Sarah and I aren’t sure. It is nearing dusk when we arrive in Eluai. The place is named for the Maa word for thewhistling acacia: a silver tree with nail-length thorns that alternate on its branches like barbed wire. Each tree is laden with a number of inky black pods, and in many of the pods ants have bored small holes. When the wind blows—and in Eluai the wind is always blowing—they keen eerily.

This is a place full of strange plants. One tree has an acidic sap that can take flesh from bone. “If you swallow,” one local boy warns gleefully, “it kill a man in one minute.” The most colorful plant in the area is a spindly shrub that puts out sprays of yellow, jawbreaker-sized fruits; the fruits are poisonous, but the roots make a traditional Maasai medicine for malaria. Also present are the monolithic baobab trees, with fruits that resemble nothing so much as hand grenades. The grass here is sharp and whiplike. The ground is hard and carved by dry gulches. It seems an unlikely place for the cradle of humanity, but the famed Olduvai Gorge is just next door.

Noonkodiin, where Sarah works, is the area’s only co-educational secondary school, and it serves the Maasai people. With most of the students gone on break, the compound is calm. In the night, the hyenas come out and the wind breaks against the metal roof, which thrums like a sounding board.

But the mornings are quiet. There are women singing over the cooking fire in the kitchen. There is Sarah and her Pali chants. Nothing like it. (One of the mornings, an exception, finds us waking up to the rambling monologue of the local madman, who apparently wanders the area unmolested.)

Then from Eluai it’s out to the home of one of the students, at his invitation. The journey is four hours on foot. At first there is a dirt road. Then there is a cowpath. Finally, there is just scrub. When we reach the half-circle of thatched dung homes that house this student’s family, we collapse onto stools and are given bottles of lukewarm Coca Cola.

Our accommodations for the night are ample by the standards of the place. The student–whom we know as Daniel–and his father have vacated their own bed for us to use, but there is a catch: they have installed with us Danny’s little sister, a grinning, gap-toothed little goblin who kicks in the night and clambers across us once or twice early each morning. It’s a mystery to me how one small girl can find my kidneys so unerringly in near darkness, but she does it.

“No one bothers to return to the truck. There is not enough petrol in the tank to get us where we need to go, and not enough in the town to fill it.”

If I weren’t slowly beginning to learn otherwise, I would assume that these people were living as they had been for hundreds of years. But the land shapes the people, and the lack of it even more so. They are not nomads any longer–there is not room for that. And the bomas, which used to house unrelated people, no longer does–a result of the government’s policy of parcelling land out to individual families.

There are bead-decorated calabashes as well as plastic buckets to be found here. Glass beads and imported plastic ones. But there are deeper surprises here too. Daniel’s father, for instance, calls himself the chairman of the forest. As far as I can tell, his job is to work with the government to make sure local people obtain the paid permits required to cut wood in the area. He complains bitterly about those violators who destroy the environment.

And later, prompted by Sarah, Daniel shows her a pamphlet his father gave him on female circumcision. His father has told him he will never circumcise another girl in the family. It must be a recent decision: in a water-blotched photo album that Danny’s mother shows me, several color photographs show a slim young woman in a white dress, accompanied by her glowing family in ceremonial garb. These document the day of her circumcision. Their expressions are unreadable, but there is an unmistakable air of satisfaction to them. Meanwhile, the male circumcision rite is strong. On the way down from a mountain hike, Sarah and I see young men running towards an unknown destination. Curious, we inquire with our companions, who tell us that the men are running because they must all arrive together at the  place where the collective circumcision of the latest age-group is being celebrated. It’s African Time, and they are late for the party.

Patriarchy in a Post-9/11 world

Last Saturday,  professor of popular culture at Bowling Green State College and Antioch alumnus, Dan Shoemaker, presented his lecture, “Patriarchy and Post-9/11 Cinema” in McGregor 113. The presentation, slated to begin at 6 p.m., in typical Antiochian fashion, took half an hour and a series of phone calls before attendance was high enough to justify warming up the projector, but eventually the show attracted a crowd of over 30 students.

A graduate of the college with a BA Communication and Media Arts, Shoemaker started off the presentation by discussing his own opinions on modern cinema as a professor of popular culture. “Like most people,” Shoemaker said, “I go to the movies to be entertained and illuminated. Unlike most people, when I see something that bugs me, I write a paper about it.”

Questions of critical film viewing framed Shoemaker’s dissection of cinema and his final conclusions of conspiracy. “Whose fantasy is it? What version of happiness is endorsed? What logic makes it to make sense?” he pondered, while showing excerpts of movies like Million Dollar Baby, and Boondock Saints.
“In the wake of 9/11,” Shoemaker finally suggested, “American people needed assurance, and Hollywood stepped in to provide it.” To back up his claim, he cited examples of classic Hollywood responses to real-world crises; Invasion of the Body Snatchers, War of the Worlds, and Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea. These examples today seem obvious illustrations of blatant propaganda. Shoemaker argued that current cinema is no less  propagandistic, if one only knew where to look.

Initially, Shoemaker’s claimed that Hollywood was deliberately putting subliminal, conservative messages into mainstream films were suspect and far-fetched. His specificity in particular was cause for skepticism; Rumsfeld’s reasoning behind the Iraq war promoted in Million Dollar Baby, specters of the Bush administration in The Boondock Saints, and so on. However, as Shoemaker screened a series of scenes from recent and not so recent films to illustrate his points, his theories became increasingly plausible. The promotion of patriarchy and family values can be easily seen in most modern films, but Shoemaker also pointed out examples of hegemony, anti-pacifism, gender role reinforcement, and religious fanaticism. Some of his points were still a stretch to see, but others came to life on the projection screen in McGregor and posed real cause for concern as to the state of cinema today, making Althusser’s  quote “The media reinforces dominant ideology,” once again tangible.

Declassifieds

Everyone! Wake up and start falling in Love.

I [heart]
floating ‘gators

Meg Fresh-you are as cute  as a little tulip

I wanna smoke & make out too, sorry I’m awkward and flaky

It’s ok to be sad in your heart. I miss you. -Guns

E-A you are SO COOL. I am so happy you are here.

Dearest C. Bee, You hold me when I cry in the Caf  instead of running away in embarrassment. That’s love. Thanks Forever, -Power Suit.

Too many “Radicals” in lexus cars! 🙁

Greer Paris-You are not a novelty. I love you. Let’s be friends.

AmyBurger is Hawwwt

Dear hot upperclassmen: where is the love? -SAD 1st year

I love you Antioch. We are so GREAT!
Erin-Aja, you’re the only Portland kid at Antioch that I want to hang out with. Let’s get some coffee and pretend we’re at coffee time . Or find a hill and pretend it’s a mountain! -Kumari

Kelsey, thank you so much for being here and being amazing.

To my boo. I just want to tell you how special you are to me. Ever since the stoop party last week we have been haning out. So where do we stand? [heart] I win!

Cody-Let’s hang out and go on a midnight Kroger run

Dear whoever wrote me last week, I want to hang out but I don’t know who you are! -Amy

Erin-Aja yer a very humb;e winner. xoxo

James Potter, I think you’re pretty fabulous! Let’s hang out in the Art  Annex and practice spells!

Absentee Ballot: Can I bum a cigarette?
-Dangerous Person.

Dear thurday night. I foot want to lose you ever.
I hate taking detours and liking people to the point where I shy away… It’s not even possible anyway. -Secret Admirer

Dear Caroline- I have a crush on you. A big one, duh. [heart] Meghan

Dearest E of D: I love you. Let’s make some sweet music. Love, DP

Cecil-bee you are my sunshine, when life gives you lemons we’ll buy some tequilla and party! -kuku

Mariel, Thanks for looking so hot today. We could be neon lovers. -M
Dear Rory & Nicole, You are my favorites. Let’s live together forever. [heart]-your better third

James it has been real Thank you for showing the Antioch Community your true colors. -Your boo [heart]

Miss Pergrem, starting monday I’ll have way more time, let’s be friends and find ourselves some heros. -heart kuku

To Loftin: Aggggahhmmmmgrrmma! -Zombie

Dear Jasmine-You are the flyest first year ever. Where have you been all my life? -Meghan
Maite- I hope you are having a better week. Love you!

A liar, a fool, a devil, a dunce-could she be all at once? -B.G.

Murdock can’t stop the ‘och.

More gay men please!!!

50 dollar lesbian hand jobs-Half price on wednesdays

Pricilla-My gift is my song. And this one’s for you, my platonic life partner. -Tasia

Rachel Sears, you are positive when everyone is negative. [heart] you !!!

Levi B. you are wearing the smartest pants on campus.

Dear Gina and Maite, stop missing with my poor heart. Please? I still love you though. -Frustrated 1st Year.

Dear First Year with the bi-color purple/red glasses rims: you are certainly the more crushable new kid in the buble.

Hey Antioch-U make my heart wobble. -Ms Fresh

Dispatches From Community Meeting

This week in 113 there was a multi-media presentation that didn’t suck. Some kids whined about missing lunch so now they have to go to class at 8:45 a.m. on Tuesdays and Thursdays. In the spirit of hygiene, Beth gave away soap to Eleanor Holmes-Norton fans and the kid who guessed that the pool is named after somebody named Poole. And of course Pulse blew up like a Blow-Pop.
Charms Community Meeting take one, action: a bunch of fruit flavored kids smoking on the outside, bubbly personalities on the inside, fabulous! Continue reading Dispatches From Community Meeting

Lust with Levi

Dear Levi B.,

I have a small problem. Okay – a big problem. I have a big, big crush on one of my professors. Obviously, I am a student. I have trouble paying attention in class, and I’m sometimes too nervous to talk in our
discussions. I know it sounds crazy, but I feel like we might be a good match. Help!
Signed,
Pining for Professor
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