Declassifieds

Who’s got the drugs WTF

Fuck the Mann,
Not HOrace

Sarah Buckinghorn so majestic & elusive

Myles, you’re so cool 🙂

Caroline Are you ready to date? Many people are waiting.

Darn Cat, No more pity parties! THanks for everything though, including the hoodie. -Broken Fairie

Most Antiochians want to smoke out. Please be more specific when you leave declassifieds 🙂

Salbee-I love sharing 100 pounds of food with you in the middle of the nighgt. -Your Eater

Asia, you have a friend crush -ich-

Hey Cody! I’m glad we’re friends!

JP-Sorry I made you cry. You’re my favourite person to feed. -LC

If unconditional love is possible, we need basic human level understanding [heart]

Mariel Are you ready to Date Again?

dela, I just can’t get enough of your lovin

I am a giraffe!
Not heads or tails; a giraffe!
Sometimes an Oyster

To my North Hall family: Your guys are AMAZING! -Cilla

Hey Rory you’re fuckin sweet-MT
Mariel- you light up my light meter. Love, -Dangerous Person

Meet me in the courtyard at 3:30 when the sun shines on your melodic bubbles… Tweezers are my friend
-[heart] Skippy

Gina, thanks for being the best person ever. I love you so much my life  would be qn empty dqrk hole without your shining light in my life. -me

It is amazing how a person from outside can make a comment about “a person of color who looks like a ‘hoodlum’” in community meeting in regards to the New York Arts Program. And that no one in the community adress it. Why? Progressive Community?

Bryan- want to take a spin in my lexus? [heart] Rory

Niko, Thank you for being so amazing! Oh and Friday night was oh so much fun! -your secret lover 🙂

Dear Stacey, Juliet, Amanda, Ashley
Naked time was fun, let’s do it again sometime. -Jasmine

Shea & Molly, thanks for being moldy. you guys are amazing. -Carmen

THank you Fela for all your beautiful outfits, they brighten my day.

Hey ex-girlfirend, Breaking up with you is the best, Fuck you forever, -Ex

GREER-Glad we are friends. Think you are lovely [heart] Rory

Uptown-you are one of the few people I would no shank [heart] Zebra
So when did James become cool again?

Jolly Green Giant: Thanks  for always being there. Even all the aggravating door-holding. ~The Quiet  One

Mariel, you kindof suck.

James ever thought about  privelge?
[From the editor: Hey, ever thought about spelling?]

I love Angy! I spelled your nname wrong! I love you-Emma

Caroline, You’re like, my favorite person here.

you’re the best across the hall buddy ever! Hugs!
-the girl in Birch 313

Dear Son,
Happy Birthday,
Wszystkiego Najlepszego, Feliz Cumpleanos,
-Your Suns-

Nicole & Meghan- Do your homework so we can hang out! I miss you [heart] Rory

Kim-Jenna Ich liebe dich! -Jungfrau-

Mariel- you are super. Lets be friends forever. [heart] Rory

Jamila Fela & Erin-Aja for CG? Something to think about.

So Gina, if you could just declare your love things could be MUCH easier. But there is no pressure. Ok thanx

P, thanks so much for listening, you’re the best. You know youre secrets are always safe with me. [heart] C

Is it sad that I enjoy declassifieds most of all?

Dispatches From Community Meeting

   Community Meeting galloped hard down the stretch. McGregor 113 was packed by a quarter past and the agenda was front-loaded with guest speakers, the revelation of Community Member of the Week (CMOTW), Beth’s Trivia, and a sluggish announcements segment. A quickly dissembled pulse discussion dismissed attendees by 4:03 p.m..

Manager of Dining Services, Marvin Bohn, snagged Community Member of the Week. Bohn was lauded by the venerable CCR CMs (Chelsea, Corry and Rory) for his service on CafCil and the Campus Greening Committee. A little field research yielded that the apples in the meeting’s fruit bowl were firm this week. Coincidence?

Exiled Clevelander Peter Zummo, a professor from the New York Arts Program, made an appeal to students to join his program. The New York Arts Program offers a 16 credit semester with 12 of those credits coming from an arts apprenticeship.

The irascible Bill Whitesell couldn’t help but inquire as to the big city’s safety reputation. Recounting his experience in the city 30 years ago, he wondered in earnest if students would get mugged if they traveled to New York.

Zummo, a noted trombonist, regaled the community with anecdotal evidence to attest to the city’s current high safety level. Using an epithet in sheep’s clothing, Zummo recalled his personal run-in with a Good Samaritan on the subway. He was promptly clapped for and thanked for coming.

What’s funnier: that CFB funds were reduced by $2,000 or that Horace Mann died of milk poisoning?

The latest CG budget reduced CFB funds to a total $5,600. To request funds, propose your request at Community Meeting. Fill out a CFB request and turn them in to CG by 12:00 p.m. the next day, forms can be found in CG. Then bring your request to CFB at 4:45 p.m. on Wednesday in the main building conference room.

Trivia with Beth was a joke. Winners this week get first dibs on that big cake for Founder’s Day. Whitesell correctly answered that great American novelist, Nathaniel Hawthorne was Mann’s brother-in-law. Natalie Martin won big by explaining that old cows who ate bad grass produced bad milk. Mann drank bad milk, which explains that bad milk in the Caf is a tradition, not a mistake.

In pulse, student AdCil representative Julian Sharp announced that a press conference will be held at Antioch next Tuesday, October. 8, at 3 p.m. –in place of community meeting– to produce the community referendum vote to the media. A debriefing about this event will be held, per the Legislative Code, next Monday evening. Look for more announcements around this event.

Rowan Kaiser ’05, shared his observation that the university structure was approved at a BoT meeting on October 16th, 1977. This means, he said, the university will be celebrating its 30th birthday on college’s community day on October 16th. He recommended the college throw its ill-conceived experiment a party.

Dispatches From Community Meeting

This week in 113 there was a multi-media presentation that didn’t suck. Some kids whined about missing lunch so now they have to go to class at 8:45 a.m. on Tuesdays and Thursdays. In the spirit of hygiene, Beth gave away soap to Eleanor Holmes-Norton fans and the kid who guessed that the pool is named after somebody named Poole. And of course Pulse blew up like a Blow-Pop.
Charms Community Meeting take one, action: a bunch of fruit flavored kids smoking on the outside, bubbly personalities on the inside, fabulous! Continue reading Dispatches From Community Meeting

On Board with the Chair

20061215-zucker.jpgQ&A with BOT chair Art Zucker on College, Core and Common DNA

By Kim-Jenna Jurriaans

BOT, ULC, Toni Murdoch, Art Zucker, John Feinberg; these acronyms and names fl y around frequently, but largely remain an enigma to many residing on campus. Who are these people and what do they do? The Antioch Record sat down with chair of the Board of Trustees Art Zucker ‘55, to talk about the roles of the Board, his memories as an Alum and the future of the College.

Continue reading On Board with the Chair

Dispatches from Community Meeting

By Kathryn Leahey

Every Tuesday, I wait outside the door of a familiar room in McGregor and wait for a Keeper of the Keys to arrive. Every week, I proceed to sit down in the same chair, pen and paper at the ready, and wait for the other attendants to shuffle in. Nearly every time, I am amazed by how few people bother to show up. “Where is everybody?” has become one of Levi’s new catchphrases. This query is almost inevitably followed by repeated requests for each of us to take out our cell phones and text two friends demanding that they make an appearance. This week’s appeal, however, was only made once and half-heartedly at that. He did not even bother to plead with the stubborn minority present to move toward the front of the room.

After a handful of thank-yous, over half of which made by the CMs themselves, and Bob Devine was recognized as Community Member of the Week for his faithful service on ComCil, RAB, and innumerable subcommittees, the new director of the Coretta Scott King Center, Dr. Dana Patterson was introduced to the community. Some announcements concerning this weekend’s festivities – a mock Homecoming game and dance earlier Friday evening, a showing of the Rocky Horror Picture Show late Friday night, DIV on Saturday, and, most importantly, Quiz Bowl at 6 on Sunday – were made.

This week’s Pulse was brief, concerning the defacement of SOPP posters around campus. Mariel shared a positive interpersonal experience she had involving the checklists posted in the dance space. The topic of getting consent from everyone involved in an interaction, including those who have to watch it, was brought up once again, as was the existence of sober walkers. Ultimately, the meeting lasted less than thirty minutes. A group in attendance polled cited the vanilla ice cream and chocolate sauce available as the most exciting and memorable part of the meeting.