By Shea Witzo
If you were snowed in indefinitely at a community meeting at Campus North, who would you eat first and why?
I would eat whoever died first, which would be me because I’m a wimp.
Stacy Wood Burgess
I’d eat Lauren Soldano. She’s all natural.
I’m not sure, but I know I’d be eaten first. I’m lean yet fatty. I’m the perfect meat.
Hassan. No reason.
Detective Derrick “Boots and Shorts” Lane-
I would never eat anyone. I’d dig myself out. [makes fist] No storm will hold me in!
I don’t go to community meeting…
I tried to think of a Nonster, but they are all too kind, intelligent, or bony.