By Foster Neill
“THEY’RE MORE LIKE BAD FORTUNE COOKIES, REALLY.”
ARIES (MARCH 21 – APRIL 20)
It’s the end of the term so you’re confused. After all, you’re not always the
best at recognizing what’s bothering you. It’s finals, not your friends. If you
stick to your work and you’ll be free from stress and able to enjoy the company
of your friends before you leave.
TAURUS (APRIL 21 – MAY 21)
Steady work could earn you time for a surprise date. Hope it’s your course
work instead of your FWSP job that’s keeping you so busy.
GEMINI (MAY 22 – JUNE 21)
One side says procrastinate, the other wants to pass your classes. Listen to
the right one and you’ll have happy holidays. Listen to the wrong one and
have mood swings.
CANCER (JUNE 22 – JULY 22)
Stop trying to help everyone else do their homework and do some of your
own. Your friends are old enough to take care of themselves and you could
make someone jealous if you put your energy into what really needs your
LEO (JULY 23 -AUGUST 21)
If you’re leading your peers in the race to be finished with your finals then
you should feel like your regular self. If not, take some vitamins and get
VIRGO (AUGUST 22 – SEPTEMBER 23)
This isn’t the first time you’ve felt bogged down so you have no excuses,
not real ones at least. Stop pretending you’re an amateur and you might find
you’re quite talented.
LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 24 – OCTOBER 23)
If you’re just getting over a cold expect a warm social scene. If you’re just
coming down with one you might as well start getting your bags ready for the
SCORPIO (OCTOBER 24 – NOVEMBER 22)
Most the time your sting is right one, but sometimes it really is you. Have
your fun but keep in mind, they are only your friends if you treat them that
SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 23 – DECEMBER 22)
It’s not the philosophy you should be worried about right now. Someone
deserves your attention in more ways than one. Drop your book and find
CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 23 – JANUARY 20)
Everything is bound to go wrong, but you should have the energy to get
through it. At the other end is raw motivation and sweat, but you don’t have a
choice. Or do you?
AQUARIUS (JANUARY 21 – FEBRUARY 19)
Write a to-do list and everything will be fine. Just stay on track. You need
to focus to finish this term or else your break will be terrible.
PISCES (FEBRUARY 20- MARCH 20)
So you think you’re so smart, ahead of the game, packing already. Don’t
worry. Yours is coming. Something will go wrong. If it doesn’t, you’ve
missed something important. But don’t worry about it, you can’t change destiny.