@THE CINEMA – “The Departed”

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Here it is boys and girls, the movie review of the week with special guest reviewer: Devin “Human Candle�? Ross. This week, we headed over to the Beavercreek Theater and checked out Martin Scorsese’s latest talkie starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon, Jack Nicholson, Mark Wahlberg, Vera Farmiga, Anthony Anderson, Alec Baldwin, and Martin Sheen…a lota hotties. This movie had a bunch of cops and a bunch of gangsters. They all wanted to know about each other, spies are involved. About twenty people get shot in the head and it’s messy. Review done.

Ok so but really, we didn’t know what to expect out of this flick. We knew that this would be a movie about things, but what things, we were unsure. In any event The Departed was quite a movie. Out of all of the movies we’ve seen for Antioch, I could easily say that this was the best of them. The story is that Jack Nicholson raises Matt Damon to be a snitch in the Massachusetts State Police. Leonardo DiCaprio is a rich kid who wants to be a Statie and ends up becoming an undercover agent for them. Then throughout the film, the two snitch back and forth, ruining each others stuff until they figure out about the other one and hilarity ensues.

You should see this if you wanna see a lot of the hotties with their special Irish ascents, bein’ tough. Leo took a lot of pills and punched things because he was upset on the inside, Devin liked that. Only one woman was allowed in this movie.

As usual, I’d like to throw out a quick ‘Thanks’ to Mr. Timothy Hoelle, general manager over at the Regal Cinemas Hollywood 20 off of 675. Mr. Hoelle’s theater was in pristine condition and the sweet smell of cheesy nachos and ever so soft pretzels floated through their professionally chilled movie theater. If ever you feel the need to have your mind expanded through a quality film and a genuine movie going experience head on down to the Hollywood 20, grab a refreshing soda and get really for a great ride.