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From the Archives: March 2008

Monday, March 16, 2009

Toxic Talk: Steve Lawry’s Culture War

Monday, March 2, 2009

By Jeanne-Kay Research: Brian Springer, Kathryn Leahey, Jeanne Kay Prelude: The Discourse of Toxicity “Toxic Culture.” Steve Lawry’s infamous phrase is now part of the vocabulary of virtually all Antiochians. The year before the Antioch University Board of Trustees (UBoT) resolved to close the college, the key political issue on campus and the polemic that [...]

The Illuminati Corner*

Friday, September 7, 2007

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My comrades and compatriots, in observance of the harvest moon and the lunar eclipse, the sorcerer lizards in the highest echelons of the defense establishment have once again turned their evil eyes onto our little piece of the world, and through their operatives dismissed former President Lawry, and sent security officers to prowl his office [...]

Taking the SOPP to Bed

Thursday, August 23, 2007

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By Levi B. Cowperthwaite The first time my sweetheart and I shared a dance was during a party in the romance-inspiring Dance Space. The music was blaring, the bodies were sweaty and spinning, and my now-sweetheart and I were dancing with a respectable, torturous distance between us when she leaned in close and whispered in [...]

Horrorscopes 10-13-06

Friday, October 13, 2006

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By request, a very special Horoscope for this week’s edition of the Record. Ladies, Gentleman, and Gender-Neutral or Othered persons, I bring you…Horrorscopes. Yes, I predict your death for my general amusement and your torment. Just try not to die this week; I’d rather not get sued. Heart Heart, Amy Campbell, Horrorscope writer and mysterious [...]