THE ANTIOCH RECORD

De-Classifieds

Stacy WB, I think you’re really pretty.

OMGWTFBANANASAURUS
(REX)

Gabi!
Ich ead dich auf einen Kaffee ein!
Wann Hast Du zeit? Ich druch dich fest.
-Judith

vegan panda sauce

A.L., Your eyes are sparkley and cute… you make me blush. Lets hang out.

Oh Travis, you are pretty sweet. But Katie is where it’s at.

The story is in the soil
Keep your ear to the ground

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Let’s Rock New York!
I love friend dates.

Why do people have to be so selfish??

To my Female Boyfriend:
I am so glad I found you.
My life wouldn’t be the same
without you.
[heart] Your gay boyfriend

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DeClassifieds

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Thank the Gods that this blasted semester is almost over! Let the revelry commence!

Dela, I adore you. Thank you for making my term so wonderful. xo -niko

“Poopularity Planner” and “Gorilla recruitment” are less funny when they seem when you’re wasted

Nicole, I love you I’m glad you’re here. I’m sorry about the shit that went down this weekend

I found your sock

Kelsey, this place won’t be the same without you Emma

To whoever called North Friday Night saying “reverse racism doesn’t exist” this is no way to win an argument. It only puts the people’s backs up, and makes an agreement less likely -Lincoln

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Who’s got the drugs WTF

Fuck the Mann,
Not HOrace

Sarah Buckinghorn so majestic & elusive

Myles, you’re so cool

Caroline Are you ready to date? Many people are waiting.

Darn Cat, No more pity parties! THanks for everything though, including the hoodie. -Broken Fairie

Most Antiochians want to smoke out. Please be more specific when you leave declassifieds

Salbee-I love sharing 100 pounds of food with you in the middle of the nighgt. -Your Eater

Asia, you have a friend crush -ich-

Hey Cody! I’m glad we’re friends!

JP-Sorry I made you cry. You’re my favourite person to feed. -LC

If unconditional love is possible, we need basic human level understanding [heart]

Mariel Are you ready to Date Again?

dela, I just can’t get enough of your lovin

I am a giraffe!
Not heads or tails; a giraffe!
Sometimes an Oyster

To my North Hall family: Your guys are AMAZING! -Cilla

Hey Rory you’re fuckin sweet-MT
Mariel- you light up my light meter. Love, -Dangerous Person

Meet me in the courtyard at 3:30 when the sun shines on your melodic bubbles… Tweezers are my friend
-[heart] Skippy

Gina, thanks for being the best person ever. I love you so much my life  would be qn empty dqrk hole without your shining light in my life. -me

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Everyone! Wake up and start falling in Love.

I [heart]
floating ‘gators

Meg Fresh-you are as cute  as a little tulip

I wanna smoke & make out too, sorry I’m awkward and flaky

It’s ok to be sad in your heart. I miss you. -Guns

E-A you are SO COOL. I am so happy you are here.

Dearest C. Bee, You hold me when I cry in the Caf  instead of running away in embarrassment. That’s love. Thanks Forever, -Power Suit.

Too many “Radicals” in lexus cars!

Greer Paris-You are not a novelty. I love you. Let’s be friends.

AmyBurger is Hawwwt

Dear hot upperclassmen: where is the love? -SAD 1st year

I love you Antioch. We are so GREAT!
Erin-Aja, you’re the only Portland kid at Antioch that I want to hang out with. Let’s get some coffee and pretend we’re at coffee time . Or find a hill and pretend it’s a mountain! -Kumari

Kelsey, thank you so much for being here and being amazing.

To my boo. I just want to tell you how special you are to me. Ever since the stoop party last week we have been haning out. So where do we stand? [heart] I win!

Cody-Let’s hang out and go on a midnight Kroger run

Dear whoever wrote me last week, I want to hang out but I don’t know who you are! -Amy

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